This self-styled Alpha male’s oat milk coffee claim earned him a full-bodied roast
The tweets of Trump cultist, author and self-described Alpha Male, Nick Adams, are almost a danger to other people’s brain cells. Here are a few examples. Maybe don’t look directly at them – like an eclipse.
He continued stoking the culture war with this astonishingly embarrassing statement.
His claim is – at best – unlikely.
Coffee shops don’t ask if you want oat milk. They will provide it upon request.
Stop making stuff up.
— Tammy Brown 😺🏀🦡🏈🏖📊📈 (@TBrownWasTaken) December 2, 2022
He was more thoroughtly roasted than a rich coffee bean.
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Me (holding the Greggs cashier by his chin while slapping his face from side to side): YOU CANNOT STEAK A BAKE, SIR https://t.co/knl6uNwyrx
— TheIainDuncanSmiths (@TheIDSmiths) December 4, 2022
2.
Congrats on being as edgy as a bad open mic comic in 2015 I guess?
— Sooz Kempner🐀 (@SoozUK) December 4, 2022
3.
Remember, it's the liberals that are cry babies https://t.co/3fZuFUtBcX
— Declan Cashin (@Tweet_Dec) December 4, 2022
4.
I take back what I said about parody accounts. Hats off to whichever genius created this deluded right-wing buffoon. Comedy gold. https://t.co/5rtg57X6YU
— Andrew Male (@Andr6wMale) December 4, 2022
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Similarly I stormed out of a shop recently where they were selling face cream. I told them in no uncertain terms you cannot make cream from faces.
— Moose Allain Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) December 4, 2022
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The packets always just call them 'Oat Drink'. That aside, do you have an issue with 'Coconut milk' or 'Milk of magnesium'? Neither come from mammals. pic.twitter.com/Gk2VR66OxN
— Andy Ryan (@ItsAndyRyan) December 4, 2022
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Nick Adams: yeh so I’m an alpha male an oi don’t want oat milk
Woman being paid below minimum wage pouring giant amounts of oat milk into coffee: ok https://t.co/rVY4BTbFFb— Ed Zitron (@edzitron) December 4, 2022
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Similarly, a bell has no end, and yet somehow… https://t.co/O9P4Ll8fzZ
— David Tyler (@DavidTylerPozz) December 4, 2022
9.
*overturning tables at Cracker Barrel*
YOU CANNOT CHURN APPLES HOW CAN THEY BECOME BUTTER https://t.co/pSgegbkyC4— Laura Robinson (@LauraRbnsn) December 3, 2022
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A real alpha male would find a way to milk an oat. https://t.co/Us3oImqZIX
— Dubzky (@dubzkis) December 4, 2022
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One could say our man Nick here is really [lowers sunglasses] going against the grain. https://t.co/0UKzeDt4ia
— Amanda Mancino-Williams (@Manda_like_wine) December 4, 2022
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I thought only betas go to hipster/woke coffee shops and alphas only go to Hooters? Lol. Also, imagine being an "alpha" and oh so offended by oat milk
— Politics, Policies & The People 🐀 (@the_policies) December 2, 2022
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#AccidentalPartridge https://t.co/RuXYN0Ozdw
— Accidental Partridge (@AccidentalP) December 4, 2022
Moose Allain gave credit where it’s due – sort of.
Thank you for speaking out for us alpha males who are afraid of oat milk.
— Moose Allain Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) December 4, 2022
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