Donald Trump got an honorary black belt in Taekwondo and the internet kicked off
In a massive insult to everyone who’s ever trained their way to a martial arts accolade, Donald Trump has been awarded an honorary 9th dan black belt by the World Taekwondo Academy.
The WTA shared these photos of the occasion.
Tweeters didn’t pull their punches.
“Liberal snowflakes always want participation trophies.” https://t.co/huS6KcFX3n
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) November 23, 2021
Oh boy. pic.twitter.com/WAErwv5CRh
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) November 21, 2021
Antifas beware…here comes 239 lbs of coiled steel coming to give you an honorary ass kicking.https://t.co/h9mpzcYWVH
— RedBlueBlackSilver the Funky Homosapien (@RedBluBlkSilver) November 22, 2021
Gonna need him to fight Steven Segal in the undercard of the next Jake Paul iPPV https://t.co/l5feuenAIX
— Derek McCauley (@DerekZ00lander) November 23, 2021
I still can't with this. I didn't comment when I first saw it because I honestly thought it was satire. https://t.co/Eqxy6BU1PG
— Matt Murchison (@MattMurchison) November 24, 2021
That certificate must really come in handy when someone kicks your ass. https://t.co/0AdZKLSyO2
— The Restaurant Manifesto (@restofesto) November 24, 2021
What's the over/under on how long it takes Trump to talk about his black belt in taekwondo like he actual earned it? https://t.co/3AcENhU4fJ
— Victoria Brownworth (@VABVOX) November 23, 2021
Siri, show me something both culturally insulting and deeply, achingly lame… https://t.co/pieGGV93WN
— Bill Heck (@BillHeckyes) November 23, 2021
On a bit of a tangent, the eagle-eyed out there spotted something almost as cringeworthy as Trump’s inability to make a fist.
Donald Trump has a Mount Rushmore statue including his face at his Mar-a-Lago office.
Not a narcissist at all pic.twitter.com/ZCz9CHnYFj
— Alicia Smith #FBR (@AliciaSmith987) November 24, 2021