27 of the funniest and most relatable parenting tweets from the last month
Good news! My 8YO says she is halfway done with the story which she started telling last Monday
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) August 26, 2021
What I’m presently doing appears to be causing my parents great consternation. I shall forge ahead.
— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) August 28, 2021
When people say that my son looks just like me, my wife always says “doctors say there’s nothing they can do.”
— The Dad (@thedad) August 22, 2021
My 7yo wanted me to be her child when playing house, so I begged her for snacks and made her watch my "cool tricks," and within a few minutes, she sent me to my room so she wouldn't have to deal with me.
— Raw Motherhood (@MetteAngerhofer) August 12, 2021
Parenting is telling your kid they can’t have a cookie before bed knowing full well you’ll have an entire sleeve of cookies after they go to bed.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) August 13, 2021
My pediatrician said bribery is not a good parenting strategy and I just wanted to pass that along in case you all needed a laugh
— Mad Scientist Mom 🔬 (@EmSlyce) August 23, 2021
Let’s get married and have kids so instead of a lazy Saturday morning we can panic because a sports uniform didn’t get put in the dryer.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) August 21, 2021
The baby has started randomly smiling and they say it’s probably gas but I’d like to think she’s remembering episodes of Frasier she watched with God.
— Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith) August 18, 2021
My son described my job as "Mama sit mama type" so I have to walk into the sea.
— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) August 18, 2021
I'm not saying my kids come to me for everything but if I was on fire & my husband was 10 feet away, they'd still ask me for a snack.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) August 3, 2021
Age 2: Terrible Two
Ages 3-5: Terrible Too
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) August 10, 2021
My kids love playing pretend. My 9yo pretends to be a dinosaur and my 13yo pretends she doesn’t know us.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) August 3, 2021
4 made me pay 50 million to watch her gymnastics show then she did a roly poly, kicked me in the face and yelled at me for sitting too close do not recommend
— MumInBits (@MumInBits) August 23, 2021
To conclude ….
My two favorite things in life are being with my kids and not being with my kids.
— The Spicy Disaster Mama (@spicydisasterma) August 12, 2021
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