A Nando’s customer was mocked for measuring his ‘rip off’ chicken – 9 hottest takedowns
If you’re having a meal out and the food doesn’t live up to expectations, then you can always politely point it out to the waiting staff and hope they’ll give you another one.
Or you can do what we always do and just eat it anyway and say yes, everything’s fine.
Alternatively you can do what this person did when their Nando’s chicken dinner wasn’t what they were hoping for. Measure it with a tape measure and complain about it on Twitter.
And if you’re thinking it prompted no end of mockery, you’d be right. Here are the 9 hottest takedowns.
1.
“Going for a scran love”
“Have you got everything?”
“Yeah”
“Phone?”
“Yeah”
“Money?”
“Yes!”
“Keys?”
“Bloody hell love, I’ve got everything!!”
“Tape measure?”
“Ahhhh shit yeah, I’ll grab that now”
— Ashton Lee (@Ashton29lee) June 20, 2021
2.
‘Tape measure in Nandos’ is the dad move by which all dad moves will be judged in future 👏👏👏 https://t.co/U8mvA73ykX
— tom jamieson (@jamiesont) June 21, 2021
3.
Is everything okay babe? You haven’t touched your 9.1cm chicken burger https://t.co/bvPYGHnqpo
— ☕️ (@W0rds0nAScreen) June 20, 2021
4.
I feel you mate. Look what the garage sold me! pic.twitter.com/R3NWubczCT
— Steven (@Reachingbroom) June 20, 2021
5.
“Go and get the tape measure” https://t.co/f8hvxyr2QI pic.twitter.com/UbYkTw9ImS
— Jordan Ram (@JordanRam7) June 20, 2021
6.
.@sainsburys this is appalling! Flatbread that’s not even flat for £1.50. I have been a customer for almost 20 years! #HappyFathersDay #appalling #ripoffbritain https://t.co/UyGwX0EofB pic.twitter.com/5GZudIBKXv
— Adam Monk (@_adammonk) June 20, 2021
7.
Some tomatoes are big tho and some chickens are small stop body shaming
— Aunt Cunt (@AuntCunt) June 20, 2021
8.
“Right dad we’re taking you to Nando’s”
‘Hold on a second while I grab my tape measure’ https://t.co/IxQbIyAkzu— BelfastDon (@BelfastDon) June 20, 2021
9.
Unless you got a spirit level as well then that’s unfair, one of the ends might be chunkier
— Kerry Dite (@dite_kerry) June 20, 2021
And finally …
https://t.co/gA0BDIhCbx pic.twitter.com/cea5rxLCj6
— Jonny Sharples (@JonnyGabriel) June 20, 2021
To be fair it does look a bit small. Although surely it’s not the size that counts, it’s what they did with it. And so on.
Last word to Nando’s.
Please get in touch here https://t.co/9m3ZaicyB6
— Nando’s (@NandosUK) June 20, 2021
Played it straighter than the tape measure.
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Source Twitter @jkurensky H/T Indy100