Simply 25 great tweets from the past week
13.
*Food gives me Strength*
Me after eating🤡 : pic.twitter.com/WouUCln7PU
— TANIMOLA (@Mikegrinjr1) April 19, 2021
14.
Spurs already selling DVD of their 48 hours in the ESL
— Matt Lucas (@RealMattLucas) April 20, 2021
15.
I prefer to dance when someone is watching, you know, in case I need medical attention.
— Felicia (@LostFelicia) April 21, 2021
16.
“The fuck you lookin’ at?”
“Nothing.”
“Yeah, that’s what I thought.” pic.twitter.com/VfQx3OE5FC— Uncle Duke (@UncleDuke1969) April 22, 2021
17.
I always imagine he had stood on a piece of Lego halfway through this sentence. pic.twitter.com/alwTiPebcy
— Chunky Mango (@chunky_mango) April 17, 2021
18.
a neck tattoo that says "some regrets"
— Village Person (@SvnSxty) April 21, 2021
19.
Is it me or are these fancy new crisp flavours getting out of hand? pic.twitter.com/ABetqGipdZ
— Arena Flowers (@ArenaFlowers) April 21, 2021
20.
My kids walk on stairs two ways: stealth ninja or 200 pound bowling ball.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) April 21, 2021
21.
Graffiti in Margate is proper savage. pic.twitter.com/mYpaAK0XMY
— Miss Potkin (@MissPotkin) April 21, 2021
22.
god: i need you to get me some teeth
fairy: what
god: from children
fairy: WHAT
god: ok fine pay them
— slate (@PleaseBeGneiss) April 17, 2021
23.
We grew up so poor we could only watch Mork OR Mindy.
— George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) April 17, 2021
24.
Tell you something that isn't discussed enough.
The fact that Vernon Kay looks like he could have played 100 games at the heart of defence for AC Milan pic.twitter.com/UUPqqGjzvy
— Caddys_wmc (@CaddysWmc) April 17, 2021
25.
He crashed his bike pic.twitter.com/26Htbdr9id
— The Feel Good Page ❤️ (@FeelGoodPage11) April 22, 2021
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