Simply 25 great tweets from this week
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Forgot I’d washed the dog’s blanket and David Bowie cushion.
Nearly just had a heart attack. pic.twitter.com/7Uh9nLvh8k— alex boardman (@alxboardman) April 6, 2021
14.
Me: Mom, can we have more Star Trek?
Mom: No, we have Star Trek at home.
Star Trek at home: pic.twitter.com/ejA1mVkgcs
— Dr. Kayla Iacovino (@kaylai) April 5, 2021
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“There's only one thing I'm interested in and that is catching Kent boppers” pic.twitter.com/tHCRrVKEtK
— Zorro P Freely (@banalyst) April 5, 2021
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I'm nearly 50 and run my own company with several global corporate clients. Today all I have done is make this out of a carrot I found. pic.twitter.com/7tHOY1kvec
— ACH (@Nibus) April 6, 2021
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That face when you walk into the kitchen and forgot why you were there. pic.twitter.com/ViyFoQ6789
— Alistair Coleman (@alistaircoleman) April 6, 2021
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— Jewish Space Laser (@goulcher) April 6, 2021
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my friend found a possum in her trash bin today and it's the most photogenic creature i've ever seen pic.twitter.com/4VrEeOv5HB
— grey chen 🌿 available for work in june! (@greychen_) April 5, 2021
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of course my son threw his mr tumble poster onto the kitchen skylight and there's no way of getting it down and now I have to look at this face every day for the rest of my life pic.twitter.com/zV3xk4Zpyq
— Emma Szewczak (@EmmaSzewczak) April 8, 2021
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Them: What’s the hardest thing you’ve ever had to say to someone?
Me: Probably… Saskatchewan
Them: …
Me: or Worcestershire
— Ⓖⓗⓓ (@GingerHotDish) April 7, 2021
22.
Someone just referred to the 90’s as the late 1900’s and holy fuck I am not okay
— Ham On Rye Whiskey (@ham_why) April 7, 2021
23.
I need one of those carefree rich friends every woman has in a romance novel who is like "why don't you stay at my mansion on the beach til this blows over, the bathtubs are legally swimming pools and the garden is magic."
— Jessica Ellis (@baddestmamajama) April 7, 2021
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— Sebas (@OhLookBirdies) April 8, 2021
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AVRIL LAVIGNE: he was a boy, she was a girl, can I make it any more obvious?
POLICE SKETCH ARTIST: …could…could you please try— Marty Lawrence (@TeaAndCopy) April 8, 2021
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Our 25 favourite funny tweets of the week
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