It’s a year since the first lockdown began and these 42 tweets helped us through it
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Stuck this to the window and now the world makes more sense. pic.twitter.com/3F66ilzr7x
— David Stokes (@scottywrotem) April 4, 2020
23.
two weeks into lockdown and I can only conclude my boyfriend's job is to speak on the phone to men called Nathaniel and say the phrase "Good stuff"
— Lauren Bensted (@bennylauren) April 8, 2020
24.
Regrettably, I will be going into self-isolation after showing early symptoms of lockdown haircut.
— alexis (@lexistwit) April 13, 2020
25.
I didn’t nap today and ate only eight biscuits in a row.
Do I email the government directly for my medal or what is the process?— Aisling Bea (@WeeMissBea) April 14, 2020
26.
I’ve realised I have two lockdown looks- RuPaul’s drag race, or Hairy Biker. Absolutely no inbetween.
— Emily Atack (@EmAtack) April 15, 2020
27.
Recycling in 2019: I’m not an alcoholic haha I just had a party
Recycling in 2020: omg I swear I didn’t have a party I’m just an alcoholic
— Mary Helen Moore (@maryhelenmoore) April 16, 2020
28.
At the parenting lockdown stage of thinking it would be better to be eaten by a baby shark than have to listen to it again 🦈 🎵 #coronavirus #lockdown
— Ben Turner Comedian (@benturnercomedy) April 25, 2020
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I used to mock Love Islanders when they'd get so excited to leave the villa for a 20minute date sat at an IKEA table with some olives & now I say "Thanks, Bye" to the local shopkeeper like he's the Glastonbury headliner & I've had 24 Red Bulls.
— Aisling Bea (@WeeMissBea) April 25, 2020
30.
In lockdown we're all having opium dreams, so it's all the more impressive Coleridge wrote Kubla Khan, not a psychedelic account of a sex nightmare with his old maths teacher.
— Sam Whyte (@SamWhyte) April 28, 2020
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Lockdown has taught me patience like I’ve never known before, as I sit in silence for 14 minutes, waiting for my flatmate to finish typing an important work email, so I can show them a meme
— Laura (@fairycakes) April 28, 2020
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Me at the start of lockdown: Just because I’m not going out, there’s no need to stop making an effort with my appearance. Obviously I’ll keep doing my hair and make up.
Me now: Putting on deodorant AND washing my face! Ooh, get me, Lady Muck! Who am I, the Queen of Sheba!
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) May 2, 2020
33.
The weekend is over, so it's almost time to stop watching people talk on a screen for fun and time to start watching people talk on a screen for work.
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) May 17, 2020
34.
One good thing about being sedentary for this long is that the life expectancy of my socks has tripled.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) May 19, 2020
35.
a plague on both your houses pic.twitter.com/3TjKOZLMCR
— Hannah Jane Parkinson (@ladyhaja) May 18, 2020
36.
Lockdown appears to have taken its toll on Optimus Prime. pic.twitter.com/FJEUdCcTYM
— Paul Burley x Badge Wolf (@badgewolfmerch) May 19, 2020
37.
To ease us out of lockdown over the next few weeks the government will be gradually reducing the amount of time we need to wash our hands for.
— Moose Allain Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) May 21, 2020
38.
i've put on so much weight in lockdown that I can't even fit on a zoom call
— Matt Lucas (@RealMattLucas) May 20, 2020
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doing a no-contact grocery pick up pic.twitter.com/zUhWuAEMsZ
— mister “tea” (@chuchugoogoo) May 17, 2020
40.
Remember when we laughed at Tom Hanks in Castaway for becoming best friends with a volleyball & now, ten weeks into lockdown, we’re all like ”Please don’t speak to my flip-flop Derek that way, he doesn’t enjoy shouting.”
— Aisling Bea (@WeeMissBea) May 29, 2020
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Twitter start of lockdown Vs Twitter now pic.twitter.com/tAFkXHjpnY
— James Gill (@JamesGillComedy) June 7, 2020
42.
I’ve never wrestled a bear but I did just try putting jeans on after 14 weeks in lockdown
— Rachael (@RachaelvsWorld) June 23, 2020
The next time any of the ‘Nobody could have foreseen this’ brigade makes one of their absurd claims, remind yourself of this advice from the very funny Bethany Black.
Pro tip: don’t get all those jobs you meant to do but never had the time before done during this lockdown, or you’ll have nothing to do during the one in the autumn.
— Bethany Black 🏳️⚧️ twitch.tv/beffernieblack (@BeffernieBlack) April 14, 2020
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