Tiers, tests and vaccines – our 15 favourite pandemic jokes

9.

PM receives shock news that Dickhead vaccine has failed clinical trials pic.twitter.com/k4AbFrNdPr

— Robin Flavell (@RobinFlavell) December 8, 2020

10.

I mainly want the vaccine so that Bill Gates can control me when my son asks for help with his IT homework.

— Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) December 8, 2020

11.

What the streets are gonna look like in January when the elderly are the only ones with the vaccine pic.twitter.com/nsFKG7DtWv

— Nathan McDermott (@natemcdermott) December 9, 2020

12.

“I’m not taking a vaccine. This whole virus thing is fake. Your stupid if you believe any of it” says Fiona on Facebook immediately after sharing a post from Brad Pitt’s page (14 followers. Set up a month ago) to win an iPhone 15 (the last winner was under 18 so not eligible)

— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) December 9, 2020

13.

my boyfriend got the vaccine, you know what that means ladies?? 😏😏😏
he's 83

— my sexuality is dan levy's christmas eyebrows (@SaimaFerdows) December 9, 2020

14.

Positives about working from home:
– There’s no commute.
– I can talk to the cat all day.

Negatives about working from home:
– I don’t leave the house
– I’ve started talking to the cat.

— Paul (@bingowings14) December 9, 2020

15.

My mates sisters brothers uncle is in the army and sent a voice message on WhatsApp saying the country is going into tier 5 next week. It’s like tier 4 but we have to now sing “scatman” (by scatman John) word by word whilst washing our hands. Rules are Rules I’m afraid

— SHOSKY (@SHOSKY1) December 28, 2020

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Rules, vaccines and tiers before bedtime – our 14 favourite coronavirus jokes

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