‘Ruin a date in 5 words’ – these 17 are absolute killers

10.

My wife keeps texting me.

— ➡️⬅️ (@DumpTheManChild) December 8, 2020

 

11.

Who’s your favorite Friends character? https://t.co/YZQumeK4RW

— matt’s idea shop (@MattsIdeaShop) December 8, 2020

12.

Is that my parole officer?

— Eric Moen the Lawn (@EMaxfieldMoen) December 8, 2020

13.

Don’t worry, it’s not contagious.

— Chewineezer Scrooge – Hipster Holiday Wookie (@Crapplefratz) December 8, 2020

14.

“Have you heard of bitcoin?” https://t.co/ucDVnlEMA1

— ฿ully (@BullyEsq) December 8, 2020

15.

Showers are so overrated right? https://t.co/D1C2dz5ygH

— Ron Coleman (@RonColeman) December 8, 2020

16.

Mother wants me home by 9.

— OregonRancher (@JordanValleyOR) December 8, 2020

17.

Person, woman, man, camera, TV https://t.co/8U0vYREVbJ

— Daniel Bunn (@DanielBunnJr) December 9, 2020

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