The 25 funniest tweets of the week
Every week, we scour Twitter for the funniest tweets we can find and narrow them down to 25 of the very best. Check them out and maybe give some of the people who wrote them a follow.
Here they are, the best tweets we’ve seen this week…
1.
Weird name for a kid pic.twitter.com/7dRD6OQETC
— Screamer Jim (@HeheWaitWhut) December 1, 2020
2.
what if god came down to earth and said “it’s pronounced jod” and left
— kristofer thomas (@itskristofer) December 2, 2020
3.
— Dai Lama (@WelshDalaiLama) November 28, 2020
4.
A little about me pic.twitter.com/5KqULAqHn9
— Andrea Hickey (@andrea_h1ckey) November 28, 2020
5.
https://twitter.com/aliboomaye/status/1332979918855163904
6.
I’m going to raise my kids traditionally.
The oldest will be an inventor.
The middle child will love to read.
And the youngest will be a great at biting.— Grace Freud (Thomas) (@GraceGThomas) November 28, 2020
7.
BREAKING: Monolith Inexplicably Returns… With Stories pic.twitter.com/If61Aj0iaC
— Tim Quirino (@timquirino) November 30, 2020
8.
“the rat is not ratatouille, the rat’s name is remy” is the 2000s version of “his name is not frankenstein, he’s frankenstein’s monster”
— sher🥺 (@sherrysworld) December 2, 2020
9.
I have only two speeds of email reply:
27 seconds
3 weeks— Patrick Coddou (@soundslikecanoe) December 2, 2020
10.
I actually HATE speaking in the morning. Let me defrost!
— Nai. (@Nai__xo) December 2, 2020
11.
https://twitter.com/Abdulmir19/status/1334164864726667266
12.
I may have done a lot of embarrassing things in my life, but my older sister actually once found a cabbage patch kids birth certificate in my moms filing cabinet, started screaming at and accusing our mom of hiding our “brother” Clyde Fabian from us, and she was like 15
— chloë (@chloeevansj) December 1, 2020
13.
Live footage of Rita Ora’s secret party pic.twitter.com/t7BItaLyXA
— I a n (@mccarroll236) November 30, 2020
14.
we are now entering the soup months
— pascalle (@frenchielaboozi) November 29, 2020
15.
https://twitter.com/garbagecoven/status/1332127617483464706
16.
just woke up! time for me to ˢᵗᵃʸ ᶦⁿ ᵇᵉᵈ ᶠᵒʳ ᵃⁿᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ᵗʷᵒ ʰᵒᵘʳˢ ᶜᵒⁿᵗᵉᵐᵖˡᵃᵗᶦⁿᵍ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵒⁿˢᵉᵠᵘᵉⁿᶜᵉˢ ᵒᶠ ᵉˣᶦˢᵗᶦⁿᵍ ᵃⁿᵈ greet the day!!!
— i can be your long lost pal (@PallaviGunalan) November 27, 2020
17.
British history textbooks should carry a fiction warning https://t.co/HDUCV9L4Bz
— Faridah (@faridahlikestea) November 29, 2020
18.
so i tried to take a picture of my bird pic.twitter.com/saM2fGSniC
— kipo comics (@wtfmafakas) November 26, 2020
19.
— schrödinger's cat. (@nehathemartian) November 30, 2020
20.
me: i’m so sad and hopeless and directionless
my brain: buy stuff
me: no listen i need a purpose
brain: a purchase?
— dirt prince (@pant_leg) November 29, 2020
21.
The best place on the internet is the reviews of hats for cats because every review is like “5 stars, amazing hat” and then a picture of the cat looking absolutely furious pic.twitter.com/ZKkpxDqh0g
— little piss pants, PhD (@DoctorPissPants) December 3, 2020
22.
me going up to items in the "British" Museum: yeah but where are you really from?
— Ken Cheng twitch.tv/kenchengcomedy (@kenchengcomedy) December 1, 2020
23.
Toy story 2 has yet to explain how a stuffed horse kept pace with a commercial aircraft taking off on a runway
— Soel Jchillinger (@Soeljchillinger) December 1, 2020
24.
when you're on a work zoom call and your hear a mrrp in the background pic.twitter.com/aMh49a9wbY
— Nativity Guest (@unfortunatalie) November 29, 2020
25.
Restaurants at 50% capacity and must close at 10pm https://t.co/qlhAm0JbNk
— Ishai Barnoy (@IshaiBarnoy) December 3, 2020
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