‘The perfect Craigslist gig doesn’t exi …’
We’re sure the classified ad site, Craigslist, must have had its fair share of weird and wonderful items up for grabs, but we doubt any of them would make us as desperate to know the back story as this ‘services required’ listing.
The perfect Craigslist gig doesn’t exi- pic.twitter.com/PRFP19lUc8
— Anna Merlan (@annamerlan) November 15, 2020
It feels like it goes too far for a joke, but what could the lister’s sister have done to warrant this? Borrowed their shoes and stretched them? Eaten the last Hobnob? Voted for Trump?
Perhaps it is justified, after all.
We don’t even know what they were prepared to pay the streaker – not that we’re tempted or anything. Honestly.
Oh NOW you want to be private pic.twitter.com/mBYWRtNPms
— Anna Merlan (@annamerlan) November 15, 2020
Twitter couldn’t fill in the blanks, but we related strongly to these reactions.
Oh myyyy… https://t.co/RMmcby8lzV
— George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) November 15, 2020
What now????? https://t.co/jy8R6JrbJz
— DeborahFrances-White (@DeborahFW) November 15, 2020
You just know this is the opening scene of a romcom https://t.co/mIABbkx0Dc
— Michael Moran (@TheMichaelMoran) November 15, 2020
This wedding takes place in my hometown and I NEED answers!!! https://t.co/Tbf5yxqywu
— Sam Stryker (@sbstryker) November 15, 2020
Jobs available in Connecticut. https://t.co/X1cjGL8LYQ
— Karen Romano Young (@DoodlebugKRY) November 16, 2020
In case you’re considering going for it, Mike D had this warning.
It's a trap, this is how they get to hunt the poors after the ceremony, it's a Fairfield County fox hunt.
— Mike D (@NonovUrbizniz) November 15, 2020
It’s 2020. He’s probably right.
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‘I cannot express to you how often I think about this Craigslist ad’
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