Test and Trace has told Boris Johnson to self-isolate – our 11 favourite funny responses

6.

I’d probably want a couple of weeks in hiding if I was neck deep in my own shit as well.

— 🏳️‍🌈 Max 🏳️‍🌈 (@SpillerOfTea) November 15, 2020

7.

I hope he’s uploaded Prime Minister’s Questions to Google Classroom. https://t.co/wAyCeQXcnC

— Stephen Lockyer (@mrlockyer) November 15, 2020

8.

I would like you to know I'm self-isolating because after suffering a near-death experience with fake Covid back in March, there is now a pretty good chance I have real Covid!

— Boris Johnson #StayAlertControlTheVirus ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ (@GetBrexit_Done) November 15, 2020

9.

Nice herd immunity, did your mom pick it out for you https://t.co/N5Y0WPgxZt

— Zinnia, adult demon female (@ZJemptv) November 16, 2020

10.

This is worrying. It means the last person in the room with him everyday will be himself. Chances are high the Brexit talks will either end up with him trying to eat the EU or shag it. https://t.co/FcCWDQNAzm

— Tiernan Douieb (@TiernanDouieb) November 15, 2020

11.

"Sorry, can't answer any questions about Dom, I'm self isolating." https://t.co/5lWtSetL2B pic.twitter.com/rehkMMWODR

— John Usher (@jwusher) November 15, 2020

In completely unrelated news, Jacob Rees-Mogg, who has been vehemently opposed to remote participation in the House of Commons has had a Damascene conversion.

Whilst there are House resourcing issues for Westminster Hall, we can do something about the Chamber. I have been urgently exploring how we can support additional virtual participation in the Commons despite capacity constraints and hope to bring forward a motion soon.

— Jacob Rees-Mogg (@Jacob_Rees_Mogg) November 15, 2020

Honestly, does he think we are all stupid? https://t.co/ZRUtKUkvOG

— Liam Thorp (@LiamThorpECHO) November 15, 2020

If you were wondering what’s going to happen at this week’s PMQs, it’s all covered.

if Boris Johnson can’t do PMQs next in line is Princess Nut Nuts

— dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 (@davemacladd) November 15, 2020

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This Liverpool MP’s takedown of Boris Johnson is simply blistering

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