Peter Gammons is UKIP’s London mayoral candidate and people can’t quite believe it – 7 meaty responses

UKIP have announced their candidate for mayor of London and it’s a man called Peter Gammons. It really is.

Dr Peter Gammons (@Gammons4London) is UKIP’s candidate for London Mayor, taking our fight to the Khanage left behind by Labour.

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— UKIP (@UKIP) November 12, 2020

Dr Gammons – doctor of what we’re still trying to work out, but that’s what it says here – is running under the slogan ‘Vote Gammons for London Mayor’. Come on, this has got to be a joke.

Apparently he’s an ‘internationally respected motivational speaker and an award-winning and best-selling author’. He is also, presumably, a born and bred Gammon.

Anyway, it prompted no end of responses as you might imagine and these are our favourites.

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Dr Peter Gammons is running for London Mayor on behalf of a party led by Dick Braine. This is not a joke, it is merely a fact. https://t.co/6mBWvmjSN7

— James Felton (@JimMFelton) November 12, 2020

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ukip having an account for their mayoral candidate called Gammons For London is just the most ukip thing I cannot https://t.co/KDbvDABRtw

— TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) (@TechnicallyRon) November 12, 2020

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Whoever's writing the script for 2020 just jumped the shark. https://t.co/TKKK9ocIrE

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) November 12, 2020

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I hope his campaign is called Back Gammon. https://t.co/sxhqXX19d9

— HENRY MORRIS (@mrhenrymorris) November 12, 2020

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on the stroke of midnight, new year's eve 2020, i died and my brain was put in a jar. scientists have been pulsing it with electricity ever since. none of you can see me this, because none of this is real. i am in a simulation. dr peter gammons is a figment of my dying mind https://t.co/tYiz8rVjLm

— JOEL GOLBY STAN ACCOUNT (@joelgolby) November 12, 2020

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you wouldn’t be laughing at this if he was called peter prosciutto. disgusting classism yet again. https://t.co/FpK0HMWTwz

— Jonathan Nunn (@demarionunn) November 12, 2020

Basically, this.

There are no words https://t.co/WDvmnt0INc

— Nish Kumar (@MrNishKumar) November 12, 2020

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