Donald Trump has tested positive for coronavirus – our 29+ favourite reactions
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Omg and I blew Mike Pence like nine times this week!!!
— Randy Rainbow (@RandyRainbow) October 2, 2020
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We have reached that part of the Narrative known to the Greeks as “Deus ex Machina”. The tragedy, caused by hubris, reaches its gravest peak and the degree of suffering demands outside intervention by the gods to dispel the furies and restore order.
— Mark Frost (@mfrost11) October 2, 2020
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Think how stupid you have to be to be president with all the protection and resources he has — to get this virus.
— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) October 2, 2020
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Covid-19 Officially Denounces White Supremacy
— Zack Pearlman (@StillBanned) October 2, 2020
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He's getting the best care, folks. pic.twitter.com/4DDasybPbX
— Nigel Blackwell's Existential Wearyness (@DismalChips) October 2, 2020
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On the plus side @realDonaldTrump can now do the debates remotely and they can mute him when it’s not his turn to speak. Get well soon DJT.
— Richard K Herring (@Herring1967) October 2, 2020
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If only Fauci had offered him tips for avoiding it.
— Joe Keenan (@MrJoeKeenan) October 2, 2020
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Trump: “The coronavirus. This is their new hoax.”
Coronavirus: pic.twitter.com/5SFAuBhlkl
— Joel D. Anderson (@byjoelanderson) October 2, 2020
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You lose all sense of taste with Covid so how long has he had it pic.twitter.com/3h5I5drCjz
— Danny Wallace (@dannywallace) October 2, 2020
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Melania now has the perfect excuse to inject Trump with bleach then plausibly claim that he ordered her to do it.#TrumpHasCovid
— Parody Boris Johnson (@BorisJohnson_MP) October 2, 2020
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Just leave him in a room with toilet duck and let nature take its course
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) October 2, 2020
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It's a good job Trump was so softly spoken through the debate, otherwise he might have spread his germs.
— Mark Steel (@mrmarksteel) October 2, 2020
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Somewhere in the white house the secret service are wrestling a naked trump to the ground as he tries to hurl bleach up his arse
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) October 2, 2020
There were several warnings to Twitter about lowering themselves to Trump’s level, like this from James O’Brien.
You can point out Trump’s depravity & irrefutable responsibility for tens of thousands of American deaths without wanting him to become one of them. Spare me the ‘both sides’ bullshit. The man’s a monster but wishing him dead makes you more like him than you need to be.
— James O'Brien (@mrjamesob) October 2, 2020
It’s a good point, but not one everybody was ready to embrace.
Reading quite a few tweets like
"So much hate for Trump, I wouldn't wish this virus on anyone"
Yeah, let's send a bunch of flowers to the white supremacist, homophobic, pathological lying, sexual predator.
Fuck off— joe heenan (@joeheenan) October 2, 2020
If your first reaction to hearing Trump getting the virus this morning was to make a joke, you are a bad person because I slept in and you took all the best material.
— . (@twlldun) October 2, 2020
God there are some killjoys out there, can't you just let us enjoy this for a few hours at least
— Eddie Robson (@EddieRobson) October 2, 2020
If you're tweeting laughing at Hitler only having one ball then you need to realise you've become everything you profess to hate.
— Karl Minns (@karlminns) October 2, 2020
Please stop laughing at the man who got his head stuck in a jar just bc he spent the last seven months shoving jars onto other people’s heads
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) October 2, 2020
There was only one thing left to be said.
YOU'RE WELCOME. https://t.co/UW4vljOqmE
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) October 2, 2020
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They played ‘In the Air Tonight’ at a Trump rally and it couldn’t have been less appropriate
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