Cats, vaccines and dangerous spelling all feature in today’s 10 funny coronavirus posts

Oonagh Keating. Updated September 2nd, 2020

Cats, vaccines and the danger of poor spelling all feature in today’s round-up of coronavirus comedy.

2023
Board: Bobak, what caused the anomaly on the spacecraft?
Me: well you see there’s random bits of garbage text in the flight software code, like “jnm,n”
Board: how did that happen?
Me: uh, we were all in lockdown and, um, the cats. They just kept sitting on our keyboards.

— Bobak Ferdowsi (@tweetsoutloud) September 1, 2020

Heard the covid vaccine is gonna be a Flintstones chewable. Don't really care either way but if it ain't Dino I ain't takin it

— John Hamburger (@BronzeHammer) August 30, 2020

“Doctor, I’ve brought you some poo to look at.”

“That won’t be necessary, we can just do a nasal swa-“

“EXAMINE MY FUCKING TURDS, YOU SNOWFLAKE.” pic.twitter.com/JV0E7D4ypj

— ️‍ Max ️‍ (@SpillerOfTea) September 1, 2020

2020 – the year poor spelling turned deadly. pic.twitter.com/2qli1M0IhO

— Michael Frost (@michaelfrost6) August 17, 2020

Stardom or Covid? pic.twitter.com/M9hrCA1JeU

— Al Murray – DKMS.ORG.UK (@almurray) September 1, 2020

I’m glad it’s September because that’s when everyone with zero understanding of global health pandemics told me it would all be over by.

— Jake Lambert (@LittleLostLad) September 1, 2020

We've achieved herd immunity to common sense.

— Ramp (@StillOnTheMoors) August 31, 2020

Typical day in quarantine pic.twitter.com/l2K18t2yB7

— (@moby_dickhead) September 1, 2020

Latest Scottish government Covid guidence on Covid appears to be that you can only meet people outside your household indoors if there is a till present.

— James Doleman (@jamesdoleman) September 1, 2020

10.

my girlfriend and I have a quarantine system where if we put a tie on the bedroom doorknob it means that the door is now “Doorio” our fun but boastful italian roommate

— Mike Ginn (@shutupmikeginn) August 21, 2020

Finally, a bit of “What were we thinking?” from Clara Batten.

@rabatts

♬ original sound – rabatts

Image @michaelfrost6