People are sharing things you can say both during cricket and sex – 9 favourites

A brief but welcome diversion from the real world comes courtesy of @life_arts_lane who asked this on Twitter.

https://twitter.com/life_arts_lane/status/1297969956798291968?s=20

And you don’t have to like cricket to enjoy it (but it definitely helps).

Here are our 9 favourites.

1.

The fingers going up… ☝️

— Liam. R. Brignull (@liambrignull) August 24, 2020

2.

As an Australian, you probably expected me to be better at this. https://t.co/a1MYJhdHvv

— Dmitry Grozoubinski (@DmitryOpines) August 24, 2020

3.

My wife's contribution. 'Disappointing, no third man.'

— Whitey (@wanderingwhitey) August 24, 2020

4.

Best not to use sandpaper on the balls https://t.co/k71TbxHDm9

— Rehana Watkinson (@Rehune) August 25, 2020

5.

"when do we stop for tea?"

— Kate Jamieson ⚓ (@kejamieson_) August 24, 2020

6.

I’m bored. https://t.co/YOiPtQkBnV

— Hannah Al-Othman (@HannahAlOthman) August 25, 2020

7.

It's been swinging all over the place in the evening session

— Richard Pulsford (@RichardPulsford) August 24, 2020

8.

I believe the only correct response to this question is "HOWZAT?!" https://t.co/CI9Q1TmSIC

— Shambolic Neutral (@BradfemlyWalsh) August 24, 2020

9.

It’s not the same without the live spectators.

— Paddy Arkwright (@paddy_arkwright) August 24, 2020

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