There’s a sort of sex ban in the UK and people have come up with these 11 very funny reactions

Under the relaxed rules governing the coronavirus in the UK, people are allowed to meet up with those from another household, as long as social distancing is maintained, leading to a £50 fine for anyone caught doing otherwise.

It doesn’t take much imagination to realise that this means that sex is illegal between people from different households.

That’s right, folks – the Tories have banned sex. Kind of.

Barrister Adam Wagner confirmed people’s suspicions.

Twitter wasn’t going to let that lie.

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Author James Felton considered the potential for a new kind of chat-up line.

It’s probably best not to imagine that being said by any of the cabinet.

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