Stay Alert – Read these 17 pandemic jokes – Save your sense of humour!

10.

Told my nan Captain Tom got knighted for walking round and round his garden but she's still not taken the hint. People are dying nanna, get out of your mobility scooter and do something for fucks sake. No I won't pay more tax.

— James Felton (@JimMFelton) May 20, 2020

11.

Telly show idea. Test, Track and Trace. Set on the Isle Of Wight, a crime fighting drama that sees grizzled, long in the tooth DI Frank Testicles team up with cocky upstart DS Kenny Trackybottoms and rising star DC Tracey ‘Trace’ Trumpet but fail due to technical issues.

— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) May 20, 2020

12.

imagine thinking this government is clever enough to instigate a 5g conspiracy *and* coverup

— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) May 20, 2020

13.

Back to school pic.twitter.com/OMgPhIjTZl

— christhebarker (@christhebarker) May 20, 2020

14.

If, last year, you'd told me that during Spring 2020, I wouldn't be leaving the house, excluding a few trips to the supermarket & the odd walk, I'd probably have been weirded out. Who the f**k are you? WHY HAVE YOU JUST WALKED UP TO ME TO TELL ME YOUR PECULIAR GLOBAL PREDICTION?!

— Ignacio Lopez (@comedylopez) May 20, 2020

15.

I bet all those people who did PowerPoints for their organisations back in 2015 called "2020 Vision" are feeling pretty silly now.

— Gary Bainbridge (@Gary_Bainbridge) May 19, 2020

16.

"Well that's all for today folks! Don't forget to join us again tomorrow for another round of OBTUSE SLOGANS!"

*theme tune plays & audience applause* pic.twitter.com/q0hyEqht0b

— Bacardi Oakheart (@Midgetgems26) May 20, 2020

17.

Alfred Hitchcock social distancing on Look North pic.twitter.com/K279E6WxD0

— the moog (@glowypanda) May 19, 2020

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