19 of the funniest takes on life in a pandemic

11.

Disappointed you can't go to a Wetherspoons. Create the experience at home by drinking beer that's warm, eating a burger made from cardboard, putting a Bernard Manning DVD on in the background and threatening yourself with a knife after six pints.

— Mark Hebden (@unionlib) March 20, 2020

12

Our 8 year old is coping with confinement by pretending the house is a hotel and he’s the manager. Tomorrow is Gourmet Night apparently. I asked him what special, fancy foods were on offer and he said proudly “salad cream!” pic.twitter.com/jAmKiCK5af

— Lucy Porter (@lucyportercomic) March 21, 2020

13.

Corona Virus isn't real, the government just wants everyone inside for two weeks so they can change the batteries in the birds.

— Gordo (@Gordough_) March 19, 2020

14.

*Breaking*

Emergency service and NHS workers do not have to wear a poppy on shift for the duration of the corona outbreak. Normal rules apply for everyone else.

— Mark ne-Francois-pas MP (@MarkFrancois12) March 18, 2020

15.

Drinking alone last week
– depressing
– antisocial
– i "have a problem"

Drinking alone today at 11 am
– conscientious
– courageous
– saving your nana's life

— Jared Wade (@Jared_Wade) March 20, 2020

16.

This quarantine is affecting everyone in the work force, but it especially sucks for men

We're losing $1 for every $.79 women are losing

— lil cough (@_RyanKirk) March 20, 2020

17.

Racists, keep the public safe and put your xenophobia to good use by shouting at people in the street to “GO HOME”

— Summer Ray (@SummerRay) March 22, 2020

18.

Italy in lockdown:
Tenor serenades apartment blocks singing Rigoletto Parmi veder le lagrime from his balcony

Germany in lockdown:
Citizens sing Bella Ciao from rooftops in solidarity with Italy

UK:
The first night the pubs shut we got wanking trending

— James Felton (@JimMFelton) March 21, 2020

19.

Amazing to see wildlife return to NYC after everybody is on lockdown. pic.twitter.com/HPk1MjT0Mw

— Jessica Ritchey (@Ruby_Stevens) March 21, 2020

Finally, take pity on those experiencing the unexpected consequences of having to self-isolate with their parents. like comedian, Dan Ahdoot.

Me quarantined with my parents watching sex scenes. Take me now, COVID. #QuaratineLife pic.twitter.com/hDgNE0oqKL

— Dan Ahdoot (@standupdan) March 21, 2020

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