‘Please don’t touch this. Our pigeon likes to sit here’
Well, they can’t say they weren’t warned.
‘Please don’t touch. One of our kukupa [New Zealand wood pigeon] likes to sit in this area.’
But someone did it anyway and, yep, you guessed it.
‘I love the fact the pigeon cocked his head back like “what bitch?”‘ Scrotem-Totem
Source Reddit u/chocolat_ice_cream