‘Please don’t touch this. Our pigeon likes to sit here’

Well, they can’t say they weren’t warned.

‘Please don’t touch. One of our kukupa [New Zealand wood pigeon] likes to sit in this area.’

But someone did it anyway and, yep, you guessed it.

How dare you? from r/instantkarma

‘I love the fact the pigeon cocked his head back like “what bitch?”‘ Scrotem-Totem


A bird crapped on this reporter’s jacket and he learned never to look up with your mouth open

Source Reddit u/chocolat_ice_cream