A bird pooed on this reporter’s jacket and he learned never to look up with your mouth open
A few lessons to be learned here. First, when reporting under a tree full of birds – a lot of birds – best take an umbrella.
But if you do insist on venturing underneath it without protection, don’t, whatever you do, look up. With your mouth open.
Redditor Arrrdii put it rather more succinctly.
‘Bird shits in reporters mouth.’
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This Sky News reporter had to take evasive action to get out of shot and it’s everything
Source Reddit u/Arrrdii
