The only 5 reactions you need to UKIP’s new member – Dr. Peter Gammons
There are times when it’s hard to accept that UKIP is anything other than a long-running satirical series by Chris Morris or Armando Iannucci, and the release of their manifestos must rank high amongst those times, but this is a close second.
Dr Peter Gammons on why he left the BXP for UKIP.https://t.co/E5zm4C5xfL
— UKIP (@UKIP) September 29, 2019
That’s right – in the political transfer window, Dr. Peter Gammons went from the Brexit Party to UKIP on a free, and these five perfect responses were virtually inevitable.
This is actually real. I have resigned. I have no place in this world. https://t.co/rg1pXsxb6G
— Tom Peck (@tompeck) September 29, 2019
Dr Peter Gammons has joined a party led by Dick Braine. This is not a joke, it is merely a fact. https://t.co/qVIlZCns2p
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) September 29, 2019
— Barnum S Eed and 1201 others (@barnumseed) September 29, 2019
Fair: Normal names.
Not Fair: when UKIP actually trolls itself with names like that. pic.twitter.com/AZuaFLpjLj
— ⚖️sɹǝʇʇɐW ǝɔuɐlɐᙠ⚖️ (@XPlusYOver2) September 29, 2019
Ffs, I was halfway through writing my satirical debut novel about a UKIPper named Keith Gammon and now reality has gone and stolen my idea.
— Simon Bruni (@SimonBruni) September 29, 2019
Like many of us, @prkirkley wondered who else might be planning to join UKIP.
So they've got Dick Braine and Peter Gammons. Paging Ray Cist, Lil Englander, Gerry Atric and, er, Alan Massivetwat. https://t.co/wnq4jwMm1z
— Paul Kirkley (@prkirkley) September 29, 2019
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