Piers Morgan’s still thinking about vegan sausage rolls – the only 5 replies you need
Piers Morgan’s still thinking about vegan sausage rolls and – surprisingly you might think – he’s now taken a keen interest in healthy eating.
Fact of the day: a Greggs vegan sausage roll has 11 more calories than a McDonalds cheeseburger.
You're being played, health freaks.
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) January 10, 2019
And – in the interests of keeping it brief – here are the only 5 replies you need.
I don’t think you’ve quite grasped what being a Vegan is yet.
— Calum Richards (@CalumLUHG) January 10, 2019
Pretty sure the point is it doesn't have meat in it.
— Tom Walker (@IamTomWalker) January 10, 2019
For some, myself included, not eating meat isnt about calories its about animal welfare
— JoAnne (@jsblenz) January 10, 2019
Calories are NOT an indicator of health. Calories are quite simply units of energy. Nice try though Piers!!! https://t.co/7qi9ZD6QSj
— sassy sunflower (@amandaasette) January 11, 2019
To be fair piers, a vegan wouldn't eat a cheeseburger either.
It's not a health choice for everyone. Ps I'm not a vegan, but people choosing to follow a vegan diet has no impact on me or my daily life. Why are you so angry about this? A strange fight to pick!
— Mike (@Mike_theowl) January 10, 2019
To conclude …
— Pilks (@benpilkslyons) January 10, 2019
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