Piers Morgan just got owned by a vegan sausage roll and people love it

John Plunkett. Updated January 3rd, 2019

Like a few other people out there, Piers Morgan’s not happy that high street bakers Greggs has introduced a vegan sausage roll to their (mostly) meaty range of hot snacks.

And naturally he took to Twitter to share his displeasure.

Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns. https://t.co/QEiqG9qx2G

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) January 2, 2019

And thank goodness he did, because Greggs had the perfect response.

Oh hello Piers, we’ve been expecting you

— Greggs (@GreggsOfficial) January 2, 2019

Of course they were. And this is how much people loved it.

whatever this social media team are being paid, it's not enough https://t.co/F2oLLlVqqt

— Dan Hett (@danhett) January 2, 2019

https://twitter.com/Saraita101/status/1080532241023991809

Tweet of 2019. https://t.co/cWwrUr0mWZ

— Simon Pegg (@Simon_Pegg) January 2, 2019

I've fallen in love with a greasy bakery chain. Send help. https://t.co/pIuUZNket3

— Richard Chambers (@newschambers) January 2, 2019

Greggs absolutely on top of its social media game, @piersmorgan battling to avoid relegation https://t.co/Y2KMt8NqZ8

— Rory Cellan-Jones (@ruskin147) January 2, 2019

Morgan wasn’t giving up but, like a Greggs sausage roll (of either variety) it all felt a bit flakey.

There was this …

Isn’t it time you changed your name to something more gender-fluid & less toxically masculine? https://t.co/1DYyKDa3lj

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) January 2, 2019

… and then there was this.

https://twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/1080551847461601280

And you’ll be glad to know people had fun with that too.

“Man eats sausage roll alone to own the libs” https://t.co/WIr0e20IDx

— Ellen Rose (@icklenellierose) January 2, 2019

I think he's actually done a shit in a flannel. https://t.co/662hp5iFak

— David Quantick (@quantick) January 2, 2019

Look I'm not a vegan myself but they literally just want to eat healthy and help the environment Like, what is this weirdo's fucking problem like. A fat old man tweeting about sausage rolls to attack people. https://t.co/ESscUGylU9

— Keith O' Regan (@KeithOReganII) January 2, 2019

What hotel has sausage rolls on room service menu? https://t.co/0iGiLuKszp

— Andrew Neil (@afneil) January 2, 2019

https://twitter.com/WelshGasDoc/status/1080576819571634176

Morgan was still going at it this morning.

Woke up to howling abuse from vegans over this Greggs sausage roll scandal.
I get it, you're all hangry.
I would be too if I only ate plants & gruel.

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) January 3, 2019

But last word really does have to go to this guy.

Really want Greggs to announce a halal steak bake now. Crank the fume levels right up to 11

— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) January 2, 2019