Yoko Ono said something very enigmatic and these 15 reactions are absolutely hilarious
Yoko Ono has always marched to the beat of her own drum, and being 85 hasn’t made any difference, so her Twitter account is a source of many mysterious pronouncements, like her thoughts on the World Cup, or her general advice to live by. She recently made an unusual comment about her attitude to time.
I don't rely on time. Time is what manmade for our convenience, and in reality, it does not exist.
— Yoko Ono (@yokoono) December 4, 2018
People weren’t quite sure what to make of it.
1.
Turns out Yoko is a Southern Rail driver. https://t.co/llGJ4bVqkP
— Mark Wallace (@wallaceme) December 8, 2018
2.
Software engineering manager: How long do you think this will take?
Software engineer: https://t.co/WY9IAaGJKy— George Claghorn (@georgeclaghorn) December 7, 2018
3.
Editor: when can you file?
— Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) December 7, 2018
4.
yeah but dinner is ruined yoko https://t.co/P6dVgE3rxf
— its lovely weather for a SheRa together with you (@SheRa_Marley) December 8, 2018
5.
This is why I stopped trying to arrange brunch with Yoko Ono https://t.co/yFssVr4cDA
— Iván Brandon (@IvanBrandon) December 8, 2018
6.
Me: ok see you soon
Friends: you’re an hour late
Me: https://t.co/oVZqje9BHp— Conor Behan (@platinumjones) December 8, 2018
7.
The inner workings of Yodel's delivery schedule revealed: https://t.co/K9A6NOxoqV
— Simon Pegg (@Simon_Pegg) December 8, 2018
8.
This is how rich I want to be. https://t.co/wBNqYsMcjW
— Steve (@FSUSteve) December 7, 2018
