Yoko Ono said this about the World Cup and here are 9 winning replies
Here’s Yoko Ono showing Mark Lawrenson what it takes to be a real World Cup pundit.
Who will win the World Cup?
A child who believes in a peaceful world.— Yoko Ono (@yokoono) February 14, 2017
Got it Yoko, right on! You’ll be glad to know it got exactly the responses it deserves. Here are our favourites.
1.
What are you fucking talking about https://t.co/Kt3UMkiOLq
— Tamara Yajia (@DancesWithTamis) June 25, 2018
2.
This is not how the tournament works https://t.co/4CJz855Y9l
— Mo' (@mocent0) June 24, 2018
3.
I hope England finish second in the group. Would prefer to avoid Brazil, Germany and child who believes in a peaceful world https://t.co/IrFMzANVES
— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) June 25, 2018
4.
Got twenty quid on this child now Yoko this better not fuck up https://t.co/W7jzbgrjPx
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) June 25, 2018
5.
jesus christ, soccer must be so fucking easy https://t.co/OmT26n1NDP
— Maid Man In Tha Mafia (@ByYourLogic) June 25, 2018
6.
Lovely thought but I’m sticking with my original prediction of 11 thick neoliberal billionaires. https://t.co/eS1H1FccJa
— Irvine Welsh (@IrvineWelsh) June 25, 2018
7.
That's my coupon fucked. https://t.co/3ni0bSSSiR
— The Wee Man (@ThatWeeMan) June 26, 2018
8.
Imagine being this fucking annoying. https://t.co/VumU9WkzCW
— brendan kelly (@badsandwich) June 25, 2018
9.
My 4yo just said "Daddy, I'm a child who believes in a peaceful world, can I win the World Cup!?" & I knelt down beside her, gently brushed her hair out of her eyes & said "What? With your complete lack of positional awareness? Shouldn't fucking think so love." https://t.co/32YV1w6h6O
— Phlegm Clandango. (@Cain_Unable) June 27, 2018
BONUS
Put a child who believes in a peaceful up against Harry Kane and see who comes out on top https://t.co/SJtoPrOT2s
— Cartlon Cole (@_CarltonCole9) June 24, 2018
