People put Donald Trump into a Victoria Wood song and it’s terrific

You may have read Donald Trump’s alleged penchant for being spanked with a rolled up copy of Forbes magazine (with him and his family on the cover).

It reminded people of a Victoria Wood song, The Ballad of Barry and Freda, which famously included the line ‘Beat me on the bottom with a Woman’s Weekly’.

We jokingly suggested that someone should rewrite the lyrics and now they have! Take it away, er, Olympic rowing legend Matthew Pinsent.

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