Simply 15 funny captions to go with this picture of Boris Johnson and Carrie Symonds

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People love Emma Barnett taking down this Boris Johnson backing Tory MP over facts (and not his private life)

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There were some very funny responses by people taking Brian Cox’s joke very seriously indeed

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