17 photos that will make you sharply intake breath and say, “don’t do that, it’ll kill you!”

“We found you staggering in the road”: Police leave funny note for drunk man they helped home

Doormat of a particularly badass 92 y/o woman in New York

Write a topical cracker joke and win £1500

This bad lip reading of the second presidential debate totally nails it

This dad has tweeted the story of taking his kids to see Finding Dory and it’s great! (Spoilers)

So Ringo Starr took a “Which Beatle Are You?” personality test and didn’t like the result much

This Twitter exchange between a dog rating Twitter account and “Brent” is delightful

This student got a fierce reply from the traffic warden over this excuse for illegal parking

This hotel went above and beyond in bride and groom’s request for a cat

Donald Trump on “locker room talk”: the three funniest examples of actual locker room talk

Thirteen movies with “ing” added to transform the story into something else

This is a dreadful choice of URL by a “Fagas” strap company

This Donald Trump Pumpkin, a “Trumpkin” if you will, is scarily accurate

Stop what you are doing and watch Trump and Clinton sing Time Of My Life

Why wouldn’t you want to watch a Mexican TV presenter accidentally fart on live TV?

10 real food brands with amusingly disgusting names

“Worst. Perfume. Name. Ever.”