Politics p.2

Boris Johnson said people should get money from work not welfare – and everyone’s irony meters broke

Dominic Raab said the ‘sea was closed’ when Kabul fell so he couldn’t have been paddleboarding – 17 saltiest takedowns

Boris Johnson may have broken the Ministerial Code, and people are shocked – shocked, I tell you!

Sir Ian Botham has been made a trade envoy and people are totally stumped

Fox News said Jill Biden was to blame for Afghanistan – only 5 takedowns you need

The Proud Boys accidentally smoke-bombed themselves in a supermarket car park – the only 5 brutal takedowns you need

Donald Trump says he asked a 5-year-old what to do in Afghanistan and the jokes wrote themselves

Raab claims the PM said he could stay on holiday as Kabul fell

Dominic Raab’s solemn phone call photo became a hilarious meme – 28 funny favourites

Almost no Tory MPs followed government guidance on masks in the Commons debate – 12 decisive downvotes

Dominic Raab is in hot water – accused of putting his luxury beach retreat ahead of Afghan lives

Is Matt Hancock getting mobbed by teenage girls on the Tube the new Milifandom?

Dominic Raab said nobody saw the Afghan situation coming – 9 scathing reactions