News p.8

Britain’s ‘strictest headmistress’ has written a letter of complaint about Marks and Spencer’s Christmas ad and it’s quite the read

Krishnan Guru-Murthy’s devastating intro on the government’s response to Covid is an essential 48-second watch

The Covid inquiry was told it was the ‘wrong crisis for Boris Johnson’s skillset’ and these 13 responses surely say it all

Piers Morgan debated gun control with his American ‘friends’ on US TV and had everyone cheering

Theresa Coffey blamed the wrong sort of rain for the Storm Babet chaos – 17 hurricane force comebacks

Robert Jenrick said you could trust the Conservatives with the economy and Victoria Derbyshire’s comeback was 10/10

The only thing funnier than the Tories’ by-election calamity was GB News’s watery-eyed response

Tory chair Greg Hands said the Conservatives will win the general election and Naga Munchetty’s eyebrows spoke for the nation

Tory loser Andrew Cooper flounced out of his by-election defeat and this is the only response you need

This video of Tory candidate Andrew Cooper was already good, but his crushing by-election defeat made it brilliant

Richard Madeley just asked his dumbest and most offensive question yet

No-one was angrier with that Keir Starmer glitter-bomb protestor than Rachel Reeves and a meme was surely born

Sky News interrupted its Israel war zone coverage to report Holly Willoughby had quit and got all the responses it surely deserved

Keir Starmer just got glitter-bombed by a stage invader and his response was so good even Tories appreciated it (well, maybe)

Rishi Sunak was done up like a kipper at a ‘meet the people’ event and they were laughing at him, not with him