News p.2

The new Covid treatment is far more successful than the PM’s attempts to say it – 9 favourite reactions

This headline about a fire caused an awkward misunderstanding about Paul Newman – the 11 hottest takes

Donald Trump is acquitted for a second time with Republican backing – 15 damning verdicts

The UK’s quarantine hotel booking system crashed instantly – of course

Jacob Rees-Mogg’s been talking Weetabix, baked beans and ‘nanny’s homemade marmalade’ – only 4 responses you need

Brexiter Kate Hoey is unhappy with the effects of Brexit on Northern Ireland – 11 exploding irony meters

Trump’s impeachment defence team is so bad it’s like performance art – 16 stinging takedowns

The UK’s quarantine hotels plan is a shambles – 9 favourite takedowns

Simply 5 right royal reactions to the government’s plan to woo the Scots with Prince Edward

Michael Gove is under fire as the UK’s EU exports plummet – 11 unsurprised reactions

“A large boulder the size of a large boulder” is the follow-up we’ve been waiting for

This amber alert for Chucky the killer doll will have you facepalming into next week

Donald Trump’s furious letter quitting the Screen Actors Guild is unintentionally hilarious