Celebrity

John Simpson shouting ‘wanker’ on Good Morning Britain is just the lift we needed today

Eric Clapton won’t play venues that require vaccine proof – 11 takedowns that hit the right note

Marcus Rashford preempted a Spectator story about his finances and support was overwhelming

Nigella Lawson made a ‘Crisp Cauldron’ for the final and everyone was envious – 9 flavoursome responses

Peter Crouch’s brilliant Twitter comeback has just gone viral all over again

Mark Hamill had the best response to this brilliant ‘Luke’s hand’ spoof Lego set

We regret to inform you that Morrissey’s been at it again

Gary Lineker owned Piers Morgan for criticising Emma Raducanu and it just gets better and better

Piers Morgan told Emma Raducanu to ‘toughen up’ and Dan Walker’s comeback was a straight sets burn

Laurence Fox’s anti-mask version of The Drugs Don’t Work is every bit as bad as you’d expect

Susanna Reid’s face as Richard Madeley explains England’s 4-0 win to Sam Allardyce is an absolute picture

Arnold Schwarzenegger on why the ‘self-made man’ is a myth went viral all over again because it’s so good

Neil Gaiman had the best comeback for this fan’s Good Omens sequel ‘complaint’