All your essential Theresa May reshuffle news in one place
Theresa May’s cabinet reshuffle, which began shortly after dinosaurs stopped roaming the earth, is still going strong.
Well, maybe ‘strong’ isn’t the most apposite word. Anyway, here’s all you need to know, and quite a lot you don’t.
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"I know I said I did impact reports but I'll be honest with you Theresa I've done no fucking work whatsoever"
"I admire your honesty you can stay."#cabinetreshuffle pic.twitter.com/3Xahr2KSQq— James Felton (@JimMFelton) January 8, 2018
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So no change there then. #cabinetreshuffle pic.twitter.com/yl92H5ulua
— Brandy Snap (@Brandy_Snap) January 8, 2018
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So far this reshuffle is both very stable and genius
— Rupert Harrison (@rbrharrison) January 8, 2018
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#cabinetreshuffle update:
Vice chair for women – woman who believes women shouldn't have choice
Guy in charge of getting Brexit deal – man who believes no deal is fine
Foreign sec – man who regularly offends foreigners
Man in charge of NHS – man who's done shit job of running NHS— James Felton (@JimMFelton) January 8, 2018
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It’s 4.30pm and we only have one Cabinet change so far and a new acronym for one department
— Laura Kuenssberg (@bbclaurak) January 8, 2018
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Cabinet reshuffles are brilliant. It's just a bunch of people who have never really worked going "WHO WANTS TO BE IN CHARGE OF ALL TEACHERS" and the last person to put their thumb on the table gets the job.
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) January 8, 2018
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Did Theresa May look at Corbyn's 2016 three-day reshuffle and think "ooooh, good shout"?
— Marie Le Conte (@youngvulgarian) January 8, 2018
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Huge boost for jobs as experts predict that by 2021 every UK resident will have featured in Theresa May's cabinet.
— HaveIGotNewsForYou (@haveigotnews) January 8, 2018
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Good to know that Chris Grayling’s tenure as chairman is being recognised on Wikipedia pic.twitter.com/rWKCFVb8bV
— Siraj Datoo (@dats) January 8, 2018
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"…Chris Grayling." pic.twitter.com/nb9RgnxBN9
— Robbie Collin (@robbiereviews) January 8, 2018
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"It says here you were fired from your job after just 17 seconds"
"I can explain" pic.twitter.com/JfssB1QUR7— James Felton (@JimMFelton) January 8, 2018
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Took 17 seconds for Downing Street to delete this. pic.twitter.com/kY6WVjusHq
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) January 8, 2018
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Downing Street gets new door installed ahead of #cabinetreshuffle: pic.twitter.com/Sfs3GiHtws
— HaveIGotNewsForYou (@haveigotnews) January 8, 2018
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Reports coming in that Theresa May has made some questionable appointments in the #cabinetreshuffle. pic.twitter.com/5yENup0LSG
— Oonagh (@Okeating) January 8, 2018
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BREAKING NEWS. The role of health secretary has been given to Jeremy Hunt's NHS badge.
— Dr Phil Hammond (@drphilhammond) January 8, 2018
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It’ll be interesting to see who’s in and who’s out when Theresa May announces Paul Dacre’s cabinet reshuffle later. #cabinetreshuffle
— Jason Spacey (@Jason_Spacey) January 8, 2018
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No matter how many times you shuffle the pack, the outcome is always the same. #cabinetreshuffle pic.twitter.com/VQ7eQYW8ci
— Rob Dicken (@1970RobD) January 8, 2018
MORE NEWS AS WE GET IT! But don’t hold your breath
