34 favourite funny reactions to a Mail columnist’s kidney-theft hearsay
The publications for which Petronella Wyatt writes, such as the Spectator and the Daily Mail must be fighting tooth and nail for her full exposé article after reading her recent viral tweets, which began with this one.
She ‘corrected’ the record.
If she had dug a little deeper, perhaps she’d have discovered that the holiday had actually cost the women an arm and a leg, but it was too late – she had become Twitter’s main character.
The kidney jokes just kept coming.
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Live footage of Petronella’s friends in Istanbul. pic.twitter.com/OwRd0l8PeI
— David KC (@DavidMuttering) July 17, 2023
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I know of two British women in a well known London hospital who came back from Turkey with no kidneys. Their organs were stolen and replaced with much smaller women without kidneys, who themselves had even tinier kidney-less women where their organs should have been!
— Greg Jenner (@greg_jenner) July 17, 2023
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Petronella is not having a good day, again!!!
I don't think Maths is her subject!! Bless 😂 https://t.co/KDMMeGlYiF— Carol Vorderman (@carolvorders) July 17, 2023
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Right. I know four, no, make it eight women who came back from Turkey as one kidney in a tupperware container. Literally everything else stolen. Life-changing. pic.twitter.com/yhvN3yjX8A
— RichNeville (@RichNeville) July 17, 2023
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I’m glad someone is speaking about this. I went to Turkey for simple cataract surgery and returned with four kidneys, two external. Have to buy trousers two sizes too big now.
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) July 17, 2023
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I’ve seeing people coming back with no heads 🙃
— Hugh Janus 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 (@Hugh_Janus888) July 17, 2023
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The (real) doctor: https://t.co/NVBy3iLKUF pic.twitter.com/yPoiec1l9B
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) July 17, 2023
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‘Don’t call us, we’ll call you,’ said the producers of Would I Lie to You? pic.twitter.com/cPZayMqt3n
— Toby Earle 🇺🇦 (@TobyonTV) July 17, 2023
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Just back from holiday in Turkey.
What a great time I had, the weather was amazing, food delicious & the people were so nice.
Oh by the way, does anybody want to buy a kidney?
I've got 4 going cheap— joe heenan (@joeheenan) July 17, 2023
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Pet.
I know a woman who visited a nail bar in Cromer, Norfolk and she came back missing her teeth and her bonus hole.
This sort of thing is not only rife in Turkey but has reached epidemic proportions in East Anglia.
Go to Great Yarmouth & you can purchase used tonsils for 68p.😞— Sir Michael Take CBE (@MichaelTakeMP) July 17, 2023
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"Do you have '4 illegally harvested kidneys', by 'Turkish Surgeons'? You do?? My name? 'Unnamed But Real Senior Nurse At A Well Known London Hospital'. pic.twitter.com/ujFvLBUKzp
— scriblit at masto don dot social (@Scriblit) July 17, 2023
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https://t.co/bIMKMedmym pic.twitter.com/9NMXCp5K1W
— Captain Howdy (@MajorPazuzu) July 17, 2023
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I know of two British women in a well known London hospital who came back from Turkey with no kidneys, no lungs, someone else’s legs and a tub of cottage cheese where their heads should be x
— Buckers (@deathofbuckley) July 17, 2023
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https://t.co/lXXfb40OmJ pic.twitter.com/qUDa3LlbvA
— Sophie Hall (@SophLouiseHall) July 17, 2023
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‘Four kidneys’ pic.twitter.com/jpNeydbd4Z
— Toby Earle 🇺🇦 (@TobyonTV) July 17, 2023
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I know a girl, not personally, but she went to Turkey, or somewhere, not sure, but she met three strangers and they got a heart, a brain, and courage from somewhere or other… it really makes you think.
— Neil (@_Enanem_) July 17, 2023
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That’s nothing…
I know of one British woman with no brain.
— Marina Purkiss (@MarinaPurkiss) July 17, 2023
