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17 of the most imaginative and entertaining ‘rare threats’

You might already know about r/rareinsults, the corner of Reddit that is devoted to collecting the most inventive and entertaining insults.

And this is similar but different, a subReddit called r/rarethreats which, as the name suggests, highlights especially imaginative and amusing threats.

We’ve read them all – well, quite a few of them – so you don’t have to, and here are 17 of the best. Being threatened has never been so much fun.

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