What’s something you can say during sex but also while making a cup of tea? – 17 stirring suggestions
In time-honoured Twitter tradition, VeryBritishProblems asked this question.
It struck a chord with tweeters, and has more than 3000 replies, which we’ve whittled down considerably. It probably doesn’t need saying, but you should expect some to be NSFW.
1.
Would you like bag in or out?
— Fern Britton 💙 (@Fern_Britton) August 15, 2022
2.
Stop telling me I’m doing it wrong
— Rachel Hawkins (@ourrachblogs) August 15, 2022
3.
Go on, have another ladyfinger https://t.co/gwcR6SgBvr
— Gee Aitch Cee (@Scriblit) August 15, 2022
4.
Ah go on go on go on https://t.co/2I2AlmZTfS pic.twitter.com/8xSbsI2SLd
— Fancy Nancy (@ClareMBrown1) August 15, 2022
5.
"That's funny, that's just how your mum takes it" https://t.co/TfKFsAs5fg
— Pip (@pipmadeley) August 15, 2022
6.
Quite strong and quite milky please
— Rachel Johnson (@RachelSJohnson) August 15, 2022
7.
"How do you take it?" https://t.co/HO3sSobLvl
— Mags Campbell (@writersblock08) August 15, 2022
8.
Well that's how the builders like it https://t.co/10uyfi1p3K
— Andrew @ The Spoilist (@TheSpoilist) August 15, 2022
9.
Is it supposed to be that colour
— Danny Hamill (@dannyhamill) August 15, 2022
