25 favourite tweets of the week
Congratulations for finding a few spare minutes to read this round-up of funny tweets. Hopefully, you’re somewhere cool, calm and with your drink of choice to hand. Mine’s a tea, please – no sugar.
These 25 tweets have been hand-picked to make your Friday a little brighter.
1.
Morning all
Before coffee. After coffee pic.twitter.com/MUzIp5NpdZ
— Count Mysterioso (@MysteriosoX) August 7, 2022
2.
i hate babies with grown-ass names, no i ain’t holding WALTER 😭
— guad 💫☄️ (@weloveguad) August 5, 2022
3.
Today’s clickbait, and if the answer isn’t “foxes knocking on your door and asking if you’ve got anything that isn’t bananas”, I shall be sorely disappointed. pic.twitter.com/chRkaNO403
— Alistair Coleman (@alistaircoleman) August 8, 2022
4.
Welcome to your 40’s, you made eye contact with a chicken wing and now you’re googling if you can die from having heartburn
— Ghostface Kryllah (@kryzazzy) August 8, 2022
5.
i’m going to hire both these businesses and really shake up the edinburgh old town pic.twitter.com/7KZSRN6gRp
— tobias (@sabo_borke) August 10, 2022
6.
There’s sibling rivalry, then there’s my 4-year-old daughter faking a phone call from her one-year-old brother’s nursery to tell us that we don’t have to collect him today because he’s going to live there now and he ‘won’t even miss us’
— Periwinkle Jones (@peachesanscream) August 10, 2022
7.
PhD students presenting their findings to their supervisor: pic.twitter.com/knae8Rsehi
— Daniel Gould (@DJGould94) August 8, 2022
8.
Going to open an OnlyFans but it's just videos of energy company executives getting locked outside overnight in winter
— Chris 🌈 twitch.tv/papaglitch_ (@_Papaglitch_) August 9, 2022
9.
Want to feel old etc… pic.twitter.com/iLDsSR844r
— Ian Power (@IHPower) August 8, 2022
10.
If those Diet Coke adverts were realistic that hot guy the office ladies were perving on would have been burping non-stop.
— Sooz Kempner (@SoozUK) August 8, 2022
11.
This is why they will never let the scottish name Bond girls. pic.twitter.com/YDMpp4lMsU
— Alf is at #EdFringe22 (@whoelsebutalf) August 10, 2022
12.
just sit on this plastic wrap and let me take care of you
-grandmas and dexter
— (@blueeyesgreene) August 10, 2022
