Our 25 favourite funny tweets of the week
13.
When is national “they wasted my time” day? I got a few
— braylonnn (@braylon125) August 1, 2022
14.
This lady just ate two bananas beside me quick as hell, gotta be a sign of monkeypox
— Jaa💰 (@ThatsJaaa) August 1, 2022
15.
I bet we’d already have flying cars if we didn’t waste so much energy making milk out of things that shouldn’t be milk
— stoned cold fox (@roastmalone_) August 3, 2022
16.
getting sucked inside the jumanji game for 30 years is starting to sound pretty good at this point
— chase (@_chase_____) August 2, 2022
17.
sometimes i see something with a function so specific but so briefly useful that it makes me wonder what archeologists some centuries from now are gonna guess it was for pic.twitter.com/HQN8pD6w2e
— Andie Sophia ️⚧️☭ (@andiefontaine23) August 2, 2022
18.
"These heels are KILLING me."
– Achilles
— Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) August 4, 2022
19.
Alexander Graham Bell: hello? is it working?
Watson: ugh just
— Village Person (@SvnSxty) August 4, 2022
20.
brush up on your British history pic.twitter.com/dTla1asXaR
— Uncle Duke (@UncleDuke1969) August 4, 2022
21.
By age 30, you should have lower back pain, one failed relationship that almost broke you and a constant sense of dread about where society is headed.
— rabhinder kannan (@rabhinderkannan) August 2, 2022
22.
You’re not doing Britishness right unless you’ve apologised to at least three inanimate objects in the past 24 hours.
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) August 4, 2022
23.
Stretching? you mean exercise BEFORE I exercise?
— Jason Not Evil (@JasonNotEvil) August 3, 2022
24.
Going forward, we should never again use the phrase “going forward” because 1) it is the most annoying kind of corporate jargon and 2) it’s insensitive to crabs
— Adam Sharp (@AdamCSharp) August 3, 2022
25.
“Wyd after work?” going to sleep bro I’m not Spiderman
— G (@Gtoowavyy) August 2, 2022
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Our 25 favourite funny tweets of the week
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