9 of the funniest and most brutal comebacks of the week
It’s been another long week – unless you’ve been on holiday, obviously – so here are 9 of our favourite comebacks from the last seven days to take the edge off just a little bit.
1. ‘Dara Ó Briain 1, Andrew Neil 0’
Mock the Week deserved to be cancelled https://t.co/jIpFItV6EH via @spectator
— Andrew Neil (@afneil) August 3, 2022
Still, at least I didn’t bail on it after two weeks and fuck off to my house in France, eh Andrew? All the best! X https://t.co/3vrrNScixv
— Dara Ó Briain (@daraobriain) August 3, 2022
2. ‘Fight fire with fire’
3. ‘Poor Frank didn’t know what he was in for after leaving his review’
4. ‘Belt up’
real marriage is when seatbelt pic.twitter.com/flKAAEUfXM
— matt (@mattxiv) July 31, 2022
??? pic.twitter.com/z2yjBqqjni
— Robert Chevaleau (@uNoClimbGorilla) July 31, 2022
5. ‘Priceless’
By age 30, you should have a group of friends that talk business, money, and fitness, not politics and pop culture.
— Steve · Millionaire Habits (@SteveOnSpeed) August 1, 2022
You’re thinking of accountants
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) August 2, 2022
6. ‘An inspiration to us all’
7. ‘Three, to be precise.’
8. ‘Doggone it’
Lauren Boebert says if the assault weapons ban is passed, people in America will start eating their dogs because that’s what happened in Venezuela. pic.twitter.com/Wrxk14uIHD
— Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) August 1, 2022
I think I know why her restaurant closed down
— alanrogers (@alanrogers123) August 1, 2022
9. ‘Awe, it’s so cute when they get so excited. Well done, lads!’
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