This tweet about when we failed to spot someone flirting went wildly viral – 17 favourite responses
I think I would prefer it if everyone were just required to say that they are flirting always because I never know even at >35
— Tasha N.P. Yar (@staleskeleton) August 3, 2022
Oy. First class reunion (20th), guy in my class who’d had a few: “So… were you always this hot? I’m thinking no?”
— Lisa Porro (@LisaPorro) August 3, 2022
That time as a freshman in college I took a girl to a movie. Afterwards I walked her home and she asked if I wanted to come up to her apt.
My dumbass thought, “I already walked her home, why would she ask me to ride up the elevator with her to her place?”
The math eluded me.🤣
— John Montgomery (@JohnnyM1966) August 3, 2022
Ah accumulated missed opportunities. A lifesaver for those 5 am stints when you just dont know what to ruminate about.
— DV Cann (@SeirdNavNnac) August 3, 2022
I literally spent years of my life perfecting my ability to block awareness of all flirting
— Squiddy (@SquidClaude) August 3, 2022
I recently read through messages in my yearbook (from 1994) and someone left an unsigned confession of their crush on me! How did I not see that! Why didn’t I solve that mystery back then? Probably exactly why I’m still unmarried!
— KC Colligan, BA (She/her) (@ColliganKC) August 3, 2022
this is not something my anxiety could handle
— Jimmie Kaska (@jimmiekaska) August 3, 2022
They should let you know. My husband went to have lunch with his university classmate, and she said to him, I should have married you.
— gemini wahhaj (@WahhajGemini) August 3, 2022
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