18 funniest things people said about this photo of Jacob Rees-Mogg

Poke Staff. Updated August 1st, 2022

10.

Never trust a man who casually dresses like he is going to help the nazis steal the ark of the covenant. pic.twitter.com/GNZyYZ1din

— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) July 30, 2022

11.

The dodgy suspect in Poirot… pic.twitter.com/YJ8merKRC8

— peteferg (@peteferg) July 31, 2022

12.

*in garbled Russian* "My name is Hendrik, I am a Dutch commercial traveller" pic.twitter.com/5UTsM0LlaW

— Sam Whyte (@SamWhyte) July 31, 2022

13.

Taken by Auguste & Leon Lumiere, this autochrome was snapped back in 1907 and shows William Jacob Rees-Mogg in the garden of Cholwell House near Bath. It is original colour and not colourised. pic.twitter.com/7EyHZegBB5

— Jonny Morris (@jonnymorris1973) July 30, 2022

14.

Jacob Rees-Mogg on the set of Raiders of the Lost Ark II

Helping the Nazis find the Ark of the Covenant pic.twitter.com/1sMwKEVZEd

— Louis 〓〓 Defend the right to vote (@LouisHenwood) July 30, 2022

15.

Exclusive!!!
Jacob Rees-Mogg and why the Child Catcher Carriage is the best car I’ve ever owned! pic.twitter.com/quqM0EbKTa

— Jimmy Watkins (@biggytimmkins) July 30, 2022

16.

"I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous," says cockwomble crayon Jacob Rees-Mogg. In Latin. pic.twitter.com/kMbnlPS0tL

— Paul (@PaulOnBooks) July 31, 2022

17.

Why does Jacob Rees-Mogg always look like he's been dressed by an embalmer? pic.twitter.com/GySFEiXlej

— (@JayJay08752584) July 31, 2022

18.

“Today I will mostly be ironing my morning suit with a pheasant sandwich ⭐️”

Minister for Brexit Unicorns
Jacob Rees-Mogg https://t.co/mSt2R5xwG9

— Stuzi (@Stuzipants) July 31, 2022

Sanjeev Kohli had a suggestion for the MP for the 18th century.

If Rees-Mogg filled the brim of that hat with salsa & pulled a Dorito out of his jacket pocket he would actually endear himself to normal people pic.twitter.com/U34JcefoU4

— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) July 30, 2022

That would make him a dip-head.

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