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‘What’s the worst insult you’ve suffered from someone who didn’t even mean it as an insult?’ – 27 proper stingers

14.

‘I was getting asked out by someone who said, “I know other men don’t find you attractive, but…”

‘I politely declined.’
GroundbreakingAir150

15.

‘I started getting asked if I qualified for a senior discount in my 40s …’
FunnyNameHere02

16.

‘I’m a quiet man and I was an even quieter kid.

‘I got invited over to some kids house to play. Another kid there said that they only invited me over because they felt bad for me. He said it with no malice, in passing.

‘I’m 33 now and it still stings.’
hippolingerie

17.

‘One of my in-laws walked in when I was the only one in the house and, looking straight at me, said “Oh, there‘s no one here.” And… turned and left.’
Mirabolis

18.

‘Had a guy tell me I looked like a cult leader, which I didn’t really take kindly. He also did not respond well when I told him he looked like a cult follower.’
whitebabyjesus

19.

‘When I proposed to my wife she said “I guess I can’t say no”

‘But she meant to say “how can I say no”
_chasls

20.

‘Kids are the best for this. “Daddy, why don’t you use your weights any more? Is it because you got fat?”
blimpcitybbq

21.

‘One time a girl i really disliked (we never had a fight or anything like that, i just really found her to be annoying and dumb) said we were similar in personality.’
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22.

‘After being accused of dying my hair, a friend said I clearly don’t dye my hair as nobody would choose shit colored hair.
I said ‘thank you’ loudly, then after a beat said ‘wait, what?’
Kayakityak

23.

‘After a particularly satisfying love making session, my wife turned to me and went to say “you never fail to please”.
What she actually said was “You never fail to disappoint”

‘No, I never let her forget that one.’
daddy_oz

24.

“Come work for me, son. I’ll pay you more than you’re worth!”

‘Proceeds to pay $36k per year.’
BetaOscarBeta

25.

“Some uniqueness in a person is good, but you have too much” – said by the first woman I ever loved.

(Spoiler: long roundabout way, I won that argument. Haven’t gotten any less strange, but she is now my wife.)’
Evilbunnyfoofoo

26.

“You look like you own ferrets” I don’t even know what that means but it was 4 years ago Hailey and I still remember.’
memeking_69

27.

‘After I asked out a co-worker she said, “I only said yes because I thought it was so brave of you to ask.”
Cultist902

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