Our 25 favourite funny tweets of the week
Welcome to the Poke’s oasis of clever, funny and sometimes silly tweets to take your mind off the sea of stressful news cycles and weather reports.
Give your faves a follow.
1.
When the woman on Antiques Roadshow is wearing your partner’s curtains. pic.twitter.com/fsHiTqAjKP
— Stephen Mullan (@SFilum) July 24, 2022
2.
based on how many people are called Smith one must assume blacksmiths had the most active sex lives in English history
— Neon Genesis Ewangelion (@EwaSR) July 25, 2022
3.
aliens probably fly past earth and lock their doors
— percules (@percpoop) July 23, 2022
4.
The people at this winery are acting like they’ve never seen someone pull a rotisserie chicken out of a purse before.
— Nayele18 (@nayele18maybe) July 24, 2022
5.
I was conceived and born at a Pink Floyd concert, and while I’ve gone on with my life, my parents are still there waiting for them to finish playing Dark Side of the Moon
— Luke+ (@lukeplusone) July 27, 2022
6.
this is the mascot for the Halifax Oyster Festival and i’m absolutely terrified of it. pic.twitter.com/bBdMyBW3H6
— Amy Langdon (@alangdon17) July 24, 2022
7.
Friend: Good for you for working out.
Me: I said I done squat today.
— Mal (@TheRealPalMal) July 25, 2022
8.
the biggest downgrade the world has ever know. what the hell was this pic.twitter.com/s3CHGTWu0C
— cal? (@cal_gif) July 27, 2022
9.
Looks pretty fucking ultimate to be fair. pic.twitter.com/seL9HMKtrp
— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) July 25, 2022
10.
Why did the call it 'Dissolution of the monasteries' when 'Cloisterfuck' was right there
— Laura Amalasunta Gazzoli 🏳️🌈 (@LauraAmalasunta) July 25, 2022
11.
that’s just Kanye’s new Yeezy shoes pic.twitter.com/N8AJdaxv9h
— Sorcha Ní Nia (@Luiseach) July 27, 2022
12.
"You gonna do anything with all these signs, or shall I just chuck 'em out?"
"No! Wait! I'll use them!" pic.twitter.com/7zkWMk6fOs
— Bec Hill (@bechillcomedian) July 26, 2022
