Very clever people shared their very stupid mistakes – 17 funniest schoolboy errors
10.
I am an attorney. I am supposed to be smart. I came out of court, jumped into my new car, started it and drove 60 miles home. It was someone else’s car and it was identical. I had to call the police and report myself as a car thief.
— BarbaraJMay3 (@StPaulgirl3) July 22, 2022
11.
Hi my name is Ben. I recently jumped into the passenger seat of my car and put on my seatbelt.
I then turned to my wife who was sitting in the back seat beside my capsule seated daughter.The silence in the stare between us lasted a while.
‘Have we employed a driver?’ She asked.
— Benjamin Karalus (@benkaralus) July 22, 2022
12.
I often try scrolling on books
— Sheryl (@Sherylbug6) July 21, 2022
13.
I, too, have a PhD and tenure. This is a text message I sent to my family the other day. Talbot is my dog. pic.twitter.com/4SnJ5aPVkU
— onja Drimmer (@Sonja_Drimmer) July 21, 2022
14.
Good going Dr! I have a Masters, I once opened a bottle of Super Glue by holding it in my teeth and twisting it. ER Doc said I really had a cute Elvis type side smile going on. Vaseline has several uses most people only find out about in emergencies.
— Tx Meema (@PattyAnne67) July 21, 2022
15.
Hi. Im an attorney.I have a glue stick for envelopes on my desk and a chapstick. I sealed envelopes with chapstick after gluing my lips. One works. Other, not so much
— Amanda Bradley (@LawCat5) July 22, 2022
16.
I’m an MD PhD candidate and I have absentmindedly put the end of my laptop power-cord in my mouth while it’s plugged in and electrocuted myself.
More than once.
— Ariella Coler-Reilly️ (@AriellaStudies) July 21, 2022
17.
I once brushed my teeth with antibiotic ointment. Does that count?
— fullyrawcannibal (@riverdaughter) July 21, 2022
Last word to @RoboticoEl.
Sigh. Why is this doing numbers? Sorry, I can’t keep up.
And why are people following me off of this? My goal is to not repeat this experience lol.
— Paul , (exhausted type) (@RoboticoEl) July 21, 2022
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