Nadine Dorries thinks Liz Truss’ cheap earrings are a sign she should be the next PM – 19 twenty-four carat takedowns

11.

There's a play, yet to be written, entitled "Nadine Dorries is unwell". https://t.co/QX8aqkdxtm

— Lady 🐝 Bee 🐝 Middlemast-Neal #FBPPR #FBPE (@Mistywoman1) July 25, 2022

12.

lord there is a cost-of-living crisis and the elected politicians you put on this earth are talking about claire's accessories earrings lord

— Nadine Batchelor-Hunt (@nadinebh_) July 25, 2022

13.

One of the signs the Tories were irretrievably doomed was when, after twelve years in government, actual ministers started telling people that it was good to be skint and only wankers could afford nice things. https://t.co/Ok4J5TK4xw

— Tom Peck (@tompeck) July 25, 2022

14.

I am currently wearing a water-resistant Elastoplast on my left thumb, which works out at about 16p, so I hereby throw my hat in the ring to be the next Home Secretary https://t.co/qsUmS6NF2X

— Rhodri Marsden (@rhodri) July 25, 2022

15.

By this reasoning, the naked rambler should be PM. https://t.co/WD7vEYt9bK

— Tiernan Douieb (@TiernanDouieb) July 25, 2022

16.

Just turned up to a 1922 Committee meeting in a pair of £4.50 earrings from Accessorize. I was hoping this would emphasise my political credentials, so it was a bit disappointing when Graham Brady told me to get out and put some clothes on.

— THE SECRET TORY 🇬🇧 (@secrettory12) July 25, 2022

17.

I'm assuming that Truss will be wearing more than just earrings though. "Look how thrifty Sunak is. He isn't wearing any earrings at all". pic.twitter.com/iQoYgASwGw

— Daniel Sohege 🧡 (@stand_for_all) July 25, 2022

18.

Good morning to everyone at Claire’s Accessories currently pondering the old adage about there being no such thing as bad publicity.

— Mark Gillies (@5goalthriller) July 25, 2022

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"Rishi Sunak's £450 Prada shoes, as a percentage of his £200million net worth, actually represents laudable footwear frugality." | James Forsyth in The Spectator

— Alex Kealy 🇺🇦 (@alexkealy) July 25, 2022

If Nadine were wondering how far from the mark her tweet had strayed, here’s what an actual Conservative MP thought of it.

FFS Nadine! Muted. https://t.co/LqeAMy8TzT

— Angela Richardson MP (@AJRichardsonMP) July 25, 2022

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