25 favourite funny tweets of the week
If a week is a long time in politics, we must just have had about 10 weeks’ worth in two days and we need a break.
Luckily, these funny tweets from the past week are the perfect excuse to switch off the news for 10 minutes.
1.
Roses are red
and sweet peas are pure class pic.twitter.com/NKuBvNDGDF— Fancy Nancy (@ClareMBrown1) July 3, 2022
2.
The Burger King menu makes no sense. pic.twitter.com/RdzF3yK0PD
— Mark Robot Silver (@SilverDraws) July 2, 2022
3.
As a wheelchair user, I occasionally find myself going downhill at a speed that can be difficult to control. That’s why, this Disability Pride Month, I’m partnering with the United States of America
— David Radcliff (@DavidRadcliff) July 2, 2022
4.
environmental journalism/ science in a nutshell pic.twitter.com/1V4DlWQ4MW
— Henry Mance (@henrymance) July 4, 2022
5.
“everything is dishwasher safe if you don’t care enough about it” – my husband 😂
— sophia sopaipilla (@phiamenina) July 4, 2022
6.
New York · Paris · Weatherfield pic.twitter.com/311OgDNVLP
— 🇬🇧📺 Classic British TV 📺🇬🇧 (@Classicbritcom) July 4, 2022
7.
due to the increase in gas prices a man hanging from the passenger side of his best friend’s ride is no longer a scrub, he is a man making smart financial decisions and I’m intrigued
— stoned cold fox (@roastmalone_) July 4, 2022
8.
I’m too old for rage, I have to Passive-Aggressively Make Sarcastic Comments Against the Machine
— Adam (@YSylon) July 7, 2022
9.
Um… Wetherspoons toilets? pic.twitter.com/tDqwW2IT0M
— Hannah O'Hanrahahanrahan (@buntyhoven) July 5, 2022
10.
this woman just farted so loud in the bathroom i could just feel she was embarrassed so i farted back just to make her not feel so alone
— molanos #1 fan (@piranha732) July 3, 2022
11.
Inside you are two Cookie Monster. One want cookie. The other want more cookie.
— Jared Tullos (@JaredATullos) July 3, 2022
12.
Got caught by three red lights on my way home and now my avocados are bad
— Stephen Lee (@shopkins776) July 3, 2022
