These hilarious ‘leaked’ Tory WhatsApp messages might not be that far from the real thing
The fallout from the Chris Pincher scandal has had even worse repercussions than when the government tried to change the rules to protect Owen Paterson, with ten resignations so far, including Rishi Sunak and Sajid Javid.
Boris Johnson was told FIVE times about Chris Pincher’s behaviour:
July 2019: During 1st reshuffle
Late 2019: Told when FCDO investigation started
Late 2019: Told when FCDO investigation concluded
Feb 2020: Told again at reshuffle
Feb 2021: Told by propriety & ethics team
— Steven Swinford (@Steven_Swinford) July 5, 2022
Is Sajid Javid the first person to resign on principle twice from the same Prime Minister’s Cabinet?
— Luke Tryl (@LukeTryl) July 5, 2022
Easy to mock rishi sunak but takes a man of real integrity to resign from a well paying job and be forced to live hand to mouth off of your £730m of savings.
— alistair green (@mralistairgreen) July 5, 2022
The political soap opera has had a running commentary on Twitter, with no punches pulled.
"What's that, babe? Something about traitors?" – Carrie Johnson, half-listening while packing her suitcase
— Sooz Kempner (@SoozUK) July 5, 2022
“Surely *this* must mean the end for Boris Johnson.”
—Ancient British proverb
— Alan Ferrier (@alanferrier) July 5, 2022
If Boris Johnson survives this I would honestly fancy his chances against Thanos
— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) July 5, 2022
We're going to need a bigger Zelensky
— Ivo Graham (@IvoGraham) July 5, 2022
Carrie's peeling off the wallpaper
— Shaparak Khorsandi 🌻💙💛 (@ShappiKhorsandi) July 5, 2022
The very funny parody account – at least, we think it’s a parody account – The Secret Tory, swiftly produced some ‘screenshots’ of what might be going on in the Tory WhatsApp group – and they nailed the tone.
EXCLUSIVE: Leaked messages from the Tory media rounds WhatsApp group. pic.twitter.com/pAFWIYHmHB
— THE SECRET TORY 🗽 (@secrettory12) July 5, 2022
We’d love to know how many Tory MPs have read it so far, frowning and wondering who blabbed.
They may not be ready to comment, but other people were.
Tbh I’m not sure this is a parody.
— MrsKoz #FBPE#boristheliar🏳️🌈🇪🇺#wearamask (@jo_kozlowski) July 5, 2022
BRILLIANT! I laughed so hard Kenco came out of my nostrils https://t.co/juSWFXn9QO
— James Groom 🇺🇦 (he/him) (@jamesgroomactor) July 5, 2022
Brilliant and possibly not far from a real exchange. https://t.co/EMfCyrIUdJ
— Alison Cairns (@acairns) July 5, 2022
This is so made up. Nadine Dorries has never heard of Shakespeare. https://t.co/DhVq6hEeDd
— Michael Pate (@Michael97304803) July 5, 2022
I can almost hear the bowing as the Quincemeister General types.
— kevin swallow (@TugForelock) July 5, 2022
He types with his forehead
— THE SECRET TORY 🗽 (@secrettory12) July 5, 2022
Hélène de Bagatelle had a solution to the country’s problems.
Enough is enough!
Can't we just have you running the country?— 🤸🏿♀️Hélène de Bagatelle🎷 (@HdeBagatelle) July 5, 2022
Leading to this …
We don’t know he/she isn’t 😋
— MsSusanJeSuisJackieWeaver (@hisusanbyesusan) July 5, 2022
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