This schoolboy biological error prompted some very funny takedowns – 13 worth pocketing
Despite what their Twitter handle suggests, we’re guessing – hoping? – this person isn’t actually a doctor.
It’s a reply on Twitter – we don’t have a huge amount of context, we confess – that went wildly viral because, well, look.
Can we get One Sex Ed, please? pic.twitter.com/UL5oxzmdFD
— Aubry Andrews 🦝 (@AubryAndrews) July 3, 2022
There’s always the possibility they weren’t being entirely serious, obviously, but we mention it because it prompted some very funny replies. Here are our 13 favourites.
See, no. This is not how uteri work. It's not fucking Tupperware.
— Peaceful Troublemaker (@WhimsicalBadass) July 3, 2022
A uterus is not like Paddington Bear's hat, and sperm is not like a marmalade sandwich.
— Ælfan = Robert Barry (@AelfanCorylus) July 3, 2022
We can barely get dresses with pockets… this guy thinks our uteruses have them?
— Merry Monteleone – #WritingCommunity (@MerryMonteleone) July 3, 2022
I understand not knowing things but I don't understand how people believe wildly wrong things so confidently.
— KJJBAA (@KJJBAA) July 3, 2022
Why, never heard of spermafrost?
— Thorsten Rock (@thorstenr) July 3, 2022
Man, imagine if this were true and you found out you got made from old sperm
— Chef Josh (@XXLrgPopcorn) July 3, 2022
So, my uterus is like the chamber of Secrets?🤣 pic.twitter.com/CO1ALLFDxj
— Mili A. (윤희) (@marmup_) July 3, 2022
Sooo, if I have lots of unprotected sex to store a bunch of sperm for later (dear lord that sentence is dumb) can I call myself a “whoreder”?
— Magic_Aly Skankasaurus 🇺🇸🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🏴☠️ (@DeliciousAly) July 3, 2022
No, human women cannot store sperm from their partners inside their reproductive parts for later use.
That's spiders. You're thinking of spiders. https://t.co/TyyHNifQta
— Matthew Chapman (@fawfulfan) July 3, 2022
More ideas for the sci-fi erotica writers out there
— Scarlet Winters (@Lux_Indulgences) July 3, 2022
Has to be satire…has to be satire…has to be satire….
I can't live in a world where someone actually thinks this
— GeekGirl (@coffeegeekgirl) July 3, 2022
“hey, nice uterus”
“thaaaanks, it has pockets ☺️” https://t.co/ne99Uk1Hs1
— appo (@appocore) July 4, 2022
To conclude …
Remember when Christian Conservatives decided we shouldn't teach biology because it makes Jesus soggy and hard to light?
— Stonekettle (@Stonekettle) July 3, 2022
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Source Twitter @AubryAndrews