25 favourite funny tweets of the week
When you’re trying to give your brain a break from the news, what better way than to read 25 of the funniest tweets this week has had to offer?
You can do exactly that here – and don’t forget to retweet your favourites.
1.
I came second in the People Pleaser of the Year competition. Well, actually I came first but I gave my prize to the runner up as they looked upset.
— Bethany Black twitch.tv/beffernieblack (@BeffernieBlack) June 24, 2022
2.
I've run the numbers, and a seven nation army could definitely hold Jack White back. I mean, like, embarrassingly easily. Just two low-ranking foot soldiers with a baton of some kind would get the job done.
Talking out of his arse.
— Jason (@NickMotown) June 27, 2022
3.
hmmm, which one of these fish would look best on my Tinder profile? pic.twitter.com/i6usI6Ir7V
— an english human 🦉 (@English_Channel) June 26, 2022
4.
All the Steves are Brown (all the Steves are Brown)
And this Guy is Gray (and this Guy is Gray) pic.twitter.com/MhDh4tfvkM— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) June 27, 2022
5.
This is the list of body parts that immediately rupture according to how you step on a LEGO. pic.twitter.com/ZZGszKWmxr
— Adam (@YSylon) June 27, 2022
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— bettemidler (@BetteMidler) June 27, 2022
7.
i love that bands still pretend to leave before their encore. like peekaboo for adults
— oatmeal influencer (@acechhh) June 26, 2022
8.
You shoulda seen the size of the COMPUTER!!! pic.twitter.com/mBcAOtMLRG
— Bec Hill (@bechillcomedian) June 27, 2022
9.
Sad to hear that Jerry Hall and Rupert Murdoch are getting divorced. pic.twitter.com/gnNTVzdNjG
— Balderdash (@notDcfcBoss) June 22, 2022
10.
woah apple, spoilers pic.twitter.com/q8HfDQV0Fy
— kie (@kieransofar) June 29, 2022
11.
laptops become possessed with slowness when they see that you are in a hurry
— ʀï฿z͛ (@ribz_rb) June 26, 2022
12.
The inventor of waxing strips has died.
RIP— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) June 28, 2022
